Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Janie's Revenge

There was a lot of blood.

Sara took out seven men using nothing but her lipstick and a twig she found on the ground.

The homeless army led by Jono managed to beat back Mira Sorvino's crew of assassins.

Four minutes in, Janie saw the man who killed her husband.

His face was covered, but Janie knew it was him because of his exposed hands.

JANIE: You're mine!

The assassin took off his mask, revealing--

MIRA: You sure you can handle me?
JANIE: You killed my husband?
MIRA: And I still haven't gotten my thank you card.

Janie ran at her, but she felt herself being pulled back behind a parked car.

JANIE: Sara!
SARA: She'll kill you.
JANIE: I'll die with honor!
SARA: Probably not. She's been known to dress up her corpses like land turtles.
JANIE: I HAVE TO DO THIS!

She came out from behind the car, and felt the bullet pierce her left shoulder.

Janie remembered seeing Sara running out from behind the car, and holding her...telling her she'd be fine...

That was when she saw Tim, the Fake Prophet coming at them...

...And it all went dark.

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